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Jon Stewart gives us his take on last week’s most talked about tech news: Google’s glasses and Facebook’s purchase of Instagram for 1 billion dollars. It’s classic Daily News humor that includes ball-licking dogs, time-travelling cock-blockers and illicit drug innuendo. If that sounds like your kind of humor, head on past the break to watch the video. Cheers!

Ah, the wondrous findings of random polls. This one appears to favor my personal favorite company and therefore I won’t argue against it. The rest of you are free to sound off in the comments after reading the favorable findings of this ABC News/Washington Post poll. A random national sample of 1,007 adults were asked whether or not they had a favorable or unfavorable impression of the following four tech companies: Google, Apple, Facebook, and Twitter.

A security researcher has discovered a serious flaw with the Facebook and Dropbox apps for both Android and iOS that puts all of your sensitive personal data at risk.

Anyone with access to your device can use a free piece of software that’s easily available on the internet to retrieve an unencrypted, plain text file from your device that provides access to your entire account — without requiring a jailbreak.

Facebook for Android was updated late last night but we’ve yet to see a new changelog so we have no idea what’s new. The changelog they have up in the market right now is an old one so don’t pay attention to it. Either way, you’re going to want to grab the update as something is new. If you notice any changes, come back and let us know.

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If cupid’s arrows happened to miss you this Valentine’s day, don’t worry, Mr. Motorola has loaded up his quiver with 20 DROID 4 arrows and he’s ready to start spreading the love. Over at Motorola’s Facebook page, you’ll find a DROID 4 Valentine’s contest with a few simple instructions.