Hold on, let me get my shocked face ready — okay, here it goes: the Verizon DROID RAZR won’t be getting Android 4.0 today *gasp*! After a CNET report which pegged the update for June 12, many Verizon customers took to their respective social networks to harass Verizon as to when they can expect to see the update. Unfortunately, Verizon’s response was the usual “we do not have a date for ICS on the RAZR yet.”

It was a sad day for all non-humans when Samsung announced that the Galaxy S III was “designed for humans,” and while they remained hopeful, Samsung’s latest TV ad puts the kibosh on those dreams. Sorry you cute furry animals, the Samsung Galaxy S III is still “designed for humans.” I hate to rub it in, but here’s how the Samsung Galaxy S III will be used to enrich the lives of your higher-evolved cousins.

Spotify has released quite the update to its Android app today, bringing Android 4.0 support and a whole slew of changes. The app has always fallen short on many levels, but Spotify has done a nice job with this latest update and we’re sure you’ll agree.

We’ve been waiting for this moment, and now that it’s here, I wish is sort of never arrived. Verizon has unveiled their Share Everything data plans, and to my dismay, they aren’t very family friendly. The new plans package unlimited voice, text, and data across up to ten tablets, laptops, modems, and phones. You pay a flat price for each individual device you add to the plan as well as one flat price for a specific amount of data to be shared by these devices.

After missing its April launch on Android, Max Payne is finally ready to cause some bloodshed this Thursday, June 14. As long as Rockstar Games keeps to their word, you’ll soon be able to enjoy classic Max Payne gameplay for the low price of $2.99. That’s a steal considering Max Payne mobile features HD graphics, high-resolution textures, Social Club connectivity, user-customizable controls and gamepad support for select USB controllers.