Wreak havoc as a farm animal in Goat Simulator for Android and iOS
Ever fantasized about being a goat? Of course you haven’t. But you’d be surprised by just how entertaining it can be — especially when that goat is hellbent on destroying everything and near indestructible. With Goat Simulator now available on Android and iOS, that’s exactly what you can be — while at work, in the library, at a coffee shop, or just at home.
“Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.”
That’s not a review for this game; that’s what the creators of Goat Simulator say about it in its app description. If you haven’t already heard about it — or seen one of the many hilarious videos on YouTube — Goat Simulator literally promises to be a “next-gen goat simulator” that allows you to live the life of a goat… kind of.
You see, this isn’t just a normal goat. It doesn’t stand in a field all day with a funny face making silly noises. Its goal is to wreck people’s lives by literally destroying everything and anything it can — and your job is to help it do that, while enjoy the extremely amusing consequences.
Goat Simulator boasts “in-game physics that spazz out all the time“ and “millions of bugs.” Its makers vow to fix anything issues that crash the game, but “everything else is hilarious and we’re keeping it.” Don’t be too concerned if your goat has the ability to fly through buildings, levitate, or turn into something completely different, then.
If this is the kind of game you’d have a great time with, you can get it now on Android and iOS, priced at $4.99. Just follow the links to the App Store and Google Play below.