You could have the cheesiest chat-up lines in the world and they’re still likely to be more successful than showing a lady your new smartphone. But that’s all changed (according to AT&T), thanks to the Asus PadFone X — a phone that transforms into a tablet to help you pick up girls in the park.

“Get the girl with the Asus PadFone X.” That’s the tagline for AT&T’s corny new commercial, which promises that pretty strangers in the park are a guaranteed catch with the right phone. So, if you usually get doused with mace or they just run away screaming for help, you’ll want to see the video below.

https://youtu.be/klU6740YO4Y

Any phone that transforms into a tablet — and soon into a laptop as well — in just a few seconds is pretty impressive. And it has some nice internals, too. In addition to a 5-inch 1080p display, there’s a 13-megapixel rear-facing camera, 16GB of internal storage, and a quad-core Snapdragon 800 processor.

But I don’t think I’ve ever met a single person who wanted to be my friend — let alone my date — because I have a snazzy smartphone. Have you?