Pretentious iPhone Users Raise Douchery To A Whole New Level Over Instagram For Android

(6:00 pm PDT, Apr 3rd 2012)

Pretentious iPhone Users Raise Douchery To A Whole New Level Over Instagram For Android

Disclaimer: This in no way represents the views of iPhone or iOS users as a whole, and believe it or not, I even have a few (very few) iFriends who are happy to let me rummage through their trash for half eaten caviar.

I couldn’t make this shit up even if I wanted to. Our fine sister site (love you guys!) Cult of Mac came across a whole slew of elitist douchebaggary from iPhone users who aren’t thrilled about having to share their Instagram country club with us “poor,” “ghetto,” Android users. I’m not going to lie, this is the first time I’ve ever heard Android users compared to ghetto poor people. I always thought we were considered “geeks” or “nerdy teenagers,” but “ghetto and poor,” —- that’s a new one. I don’t know about you, but my Galaxy Nexus cost $649.99 — and no, Verizon wouldn’t accept my food stamps as payment. You’re always going to have a few bad apples (see what I did there) in the group and the one’s you’re about to see take the orchard.

Check out some of the outrageous comments made by a few of these “bad apples” regarding Android users and the fact that they have been let into their exclusive Instagram club.

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Well there you have it Android fans, try not to clutter up Instagram with your hipfiltered photos of Goodwill. /Facepalm

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  • AlanLiddell

    I’ll say the same thing here I said on Cult of Mac: after this sorry display, I don’t ever want to be lumped in with those people. I may be poor, but at least I’m not an asshole.

  • iFonePhag4S

    Lol. Those silly iPhags! Just because you think your iPhone makes you elitist doesn’t really make you rich. You’re just the fool who was parted with their money…

    • MaxTremors

      Wow… ‘iphags’, that’s way more douchey and offensive than ‘poor’ and ‘ghetto’.

      • iFonePhag4S

        Who do you think I am Ghandi? This isn’t some moral high ground bs where I can’t stoop to their level. The worst thing about the iPhone are its snooty owners who think they are better than everyone else.

        • MaxTremors

          Well, if you think callIng iPhone users ‘iphags’ is funny or ok, then yes, iPhone users are better than you. I can’t say that about the Android community as a whole.

  • nfizree nordin

    brainless iphags 

  • http://pretenseofknowledge.com/ speedmaster

    LOL, this is great.  :-)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Miki-Matkovcik/100000283995916 Miki Matkovcik

    Well the iPhone’s camera is generally of higher quality that practically every android phone out there, so the frustration is understandable. A small percentage of people have the ‘elite’ android phones.

    • AlanLiddell

      Seriously? You think all those megapixels make a bit of difference when you run your photos through a filter?

      And this is not “frustration.” Clearly you didn’t read what those people up there had to say. None of what they said up there is understandable as anything but some unwarranted, undeserved feeling of entitlement to an exclusive social network (that they didn’t pay any dues or fees for, mind you) because the phone they have has a little picture of an apple on it and the phones of the Others do not.

    • Iucidium

      where did you come from sir, Engadget?

      • http://www.facebook.com/chuckdr1 Chuck Rund

        Nice

  • http://profiles.google.com/rvpittman Rudi Pittman

    Wouldn’t this make them elitist iHoles?

  • Andrew Coffman

    Did anyone actually get on Instagram and check out the profiles and pictures of the “Elitists”?

    I did and found out that 9 out of 10 appeared to living a life that they were complaining about….

  • http://www.facebook.com/chuckdr1 Chuck Rund

    This stuff is gold jerry….GOLD

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Vincent MessinaVincent Messina has been writing and evangelizing about Android for the past three years. When he's not playing the part of "Loki" to his 5 and 4-year-old, he can be found here, covering all things Android. He adamantly believes Android has the greatest community around and can be harassed at any of the following locations: Google+, Twitter.

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