No other news agency consistently fails as much as Fox. Take for instance this Fox 5 reporter in NY who decided to head down to the 5th Avenue Apple Store to interview a few of the crazies already lining up for the “most amazing, best Apple product ever.” I was shaking my head until the reporter started listing off some of the new features of the iPhone 5 and let me tell you… I’m packing my sleeping bag as soon as I finish this post!

According to Fox 5 and some bad research, the iPhone 5 appears to have an edge-to-edge bezeless display, a laser keyboard, and is capable of projecting holographic images. Now that, my friends, is something to line up for.

Oh Fox News, you never disappoint.

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