As we prepare for another “magical” iPhone announcement from Apple, we thought we’d set the tone for today’s event with a little humor. Could Steve Jobs rise from the dead and use his mastery of marketing to get the world to buy the new iFone 5? Sure, it could happen, I mean, we’ve already seen Tupac make a comeback… right?

Poor Tim Cook.

A “leaked” promo video exposing the soon to be released iPhone 5 has revealed a completely retooled design. The promo video features Apple’s Vice President of iPhone Product Design, and shows off the redesigned iPhone 5 in all of its glory. Apple really outdid themselves this time, and they owe it all to their research department, which studied how customers use their iPhones, concluding that: “people only use iPhones to take pictures of food.”

Nom, nom, nom.

Ever since Back to the Future II came out back in 1989, everyone’s been wondering: “Where are the damn Hoverboards!?” Thankfully, Google’s got you covered. Thanks to a newly released concept video, we now know that Hoverboards are next on Google’s X Labs project list, followed by talking dogs and real life Wolverine claws!

You didn’t really think Google was going to stop at Augmented Reality glasses and self driving cars, did you?