Apparently The iPhone 5 Has A Laser Keyboard And Projects Holographic Images… No Wonder It Sold Out So Fast [Humor]

(9:06 am PDT, Sep 18th 2012)

Apparently The iPhone 5 Has A Laser Keyboard And Projects Holographic Images… No Wonder It Sold Out So Fast [Humor]

No other news agency consistently fails as much as Fox. Take for instance this Fox 5 reporter in NY who decided to head down to the 5th Avenue Apple Store to interview a few of the crazies already lining up for the “most amazing, best Apple product ever.” I was shaking my head until the reporter started listing off some of the new features of the iPhone 5 and let me tell you… I’m packing my sleeping bag as soon as I finish this post!

According to Fox 5 and some bad research, the iPhone 5 appears to have an edge-to-edge bezeless display, a laser keyboard, and is capable of projecting holographic images. Now that, my friends, is something to line up for.

Oh Fox News, you never disappoint.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/GeekYoshi Kraig Yoshi Webb

    People are stupid and should be shot

  • http://soprovi.org/ Willy Pimentel

    Fox news are a bunch of idiots…..

  • S L

    A local fox broadcast is not Fox News. Not even close.

    (Not that this report is absolutely ridiculous)

  • http://twitter.com/mxidis88 Mike Xidis

    Maybe the anchor/research team are just trying to figure out why people would spend more than week of their lives in line for a phone…? They didn’t believe that the regular iphone 5 was enough, so they found a device worth waiting in line for more than a week.

  • http://www.facebook.com/LeslieBlakePrice Blake Price

    I find it more appalling that the writer of this sharticle thought that this was a Fox News report.

  • Cold_dead_fingers

    Not the Fox News, but I can’t still appreciate a bashing on poor journalism. I mean, Jesus, these people work at a news station and none of them were given info of the device they were essentially talking about? Damn…

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